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Top Statuses This Week On Facebook:
- Hey Subway, just make everything 5 dollars forever and shut the hell up. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- I love my toilet. We’ve been through a lot of crap together.
- “You look happy. Let me see what I can do about that.” – Life
- If we’re good friends, there’s an 80% chance I’ve texted you mid-poop.
- So if guns kill people…I suppose pencils misspell words, Cars drive drunk, And spoons make people fat?
- Shower = 2% Wash Body, 3% Wash Hair, 95% Contemplate Life. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- That mini heart attack you have when you’re in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel like you’re falling.
- ❒ Single. ❒ Taken. ✔ Who cares, I’m awesome.
- Things I wish I were real: 1) Krabby Patties. 2) Jimmy Neutron’s inventions. 3) A school like PCA 4) Hogwarts. 5) Timmy Turner’s goldfish.
- If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question.
- After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn’t want to eat for the rest of the week anyways.
- If you had to choose between a billion dollars or world peace, how many bedrooms would your mansion have?
- Remember: Life isn’t about having amazing experiences, it’s about making mediocre experiences look awesome on Facebook.
- If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one. (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- The leading cause of depression is reality.
Bug Eyed Kitty:
That looks like one truly curious kitty 🙂
EPIC Compilation of Driving in Russia:
Man, the streets are rough out there! Remind me to buckle my seat belt next time I’m in Russia. Also, why does everybody have a dashboard camera out there?!?! Anyhow, you know the drill… share the video if you want tons of likes and funny comments 🙂