Curious Kitty, Driving in Russia, and Top Status Posts

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Top Statuses This Week On Facebook:

1. Hey Subway, just make everything 5 dollars forever and shut the hell up. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
2. I love my toilet. We’ve been through a lot of crap together.
3. “You look happy. Let me see what I can do about that.” – Life
4. If we’re good friends, there’s an 80% chance I’ve texted you mid-poop.
5. So if guns kill people…I suppose pencils misspell words, Cars drive drunk, And spoons make people fat?
6. Shower = 2% Wash Body, 3% Wash Hair, 95% Contemplate Life.  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
7. That mini heart attack you have when you’re in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel like you’re falling.
8. ❒ Single. ❒ Taken. ✔ Who cares, I’m awesome.
9. Things I wish I were real: 1) Krabby Patties. 2) Jimmy Neutron’s inventions. 3) A school like PCA 4) Hogwarts. 5) Timmy Turner’s goldfish.
10. If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question.
11. After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn’t want to eat for the rest of the week anyways.
12. If you had to choose between a billion dollars or world peace, how many bedrooms would your mansion have?
13. Remember: Life isn’t about having amazing experiences, it’s about making mediocre experiences look awesome on Facebook.
14. If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one.  (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
15. The leading cause of depression is reality.

Bug Eyed Kitty:

That looks like one truly curious kitty 🙂

EPIC Compilation of Driving in Russia:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPkE2hHneP4[/youtube]

Man, the streets are rough out there! Remind me to buckle my seat belt next time I’m in Russia. Also, why does everybody have a dashboard camera out there?!?! Anyhow, you know the drill… share the video if you want tons of likes and funny comments 🙂