Seagull Thief, Wise Elephant, and Top Status Posts

Most liked statuses, just for you…

Top 15 Status Posts this week on Facebook:

  1. Go to Google. Type in “gullible” and you will see a picture of yourself. (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  2. I wish I could just “like” a text so I didn’t have to respond.
  3. Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than just 5 songs in the world, right?
  4. Sign in a grocery store: Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!
  5. Why is it, when you’re rich, it’s “eccentric”; when you’re poor, it’s just strange.
  6. Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
  7. LIKE if you do this… Make faces to a stranger’s baby when their parents aren’t looking. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  8. I hate it when I walk through a metal detector, and my abs of steel set it off.
  9. Don’t worry. I forgot your name too.
  10. If I had any humility, I’d be perfect.
  11. Trust is like money; you spend it, you save it, you lend it, and sometimes you get robbed.
  12. Women are the kind of problem I don’t mind wrestling with.
  13. After I put on pajamas, nothing else is going to be accomplished.
  14. “Be strong.” I whispered to my wifi signal.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else’s fault.

It’s Okay Little One:

It's Okay Little One.

Elephants are so smart and adorable! I love that their feelings are in sync with humanity, I just wish we could return the favor more often. Share the love with your Facebook friends on your newsfeed.

Seagull Steals Go-Pro Camera & Takes it For a Wild Ride:

Very cool! Awesome to see things from a Seagulls perspective for a little bit.

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