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- My friends: wow what a perfect morning for a run. Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the heck back to sleep.
- Saying “What?” And then realizing what they said a second later.
- The “Earth” without “Art” is just “EH”.
- That awkward moment when you’re at your friend’s house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.
- ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I’m just ready for summer 2013.
- Don’t make me regret letting you merge into my lane. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Just high fived that wall with my face.
- Topless pictures of the Royal Family don’t shock me as much as pictures of them doing manual labor would.
- Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
- There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
- May your only pain, Be champagne.
- “The only source of knowledge is experience” Albert Einstein
- Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
- This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
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