Score more likes, share one of these.. 20 Creative Status Updates: “I’m not like most girls.” -Most Girls Step 1: open fridge …nothing to eat Step 2: Open Pantry …nothing to eat Step 3: Lower standards, repeat 1 & 2 Friendship is so weird…you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like “yep I […]
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World’s Hardest Working Dog, First Kiss, & 20 Creative Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… 20 Creative Status Updates: Who remembers going on the computer as kids, just to go on paint and space pinball? If you’re told you only have six months to live, immediately get married. It will make those six months seem like eternity. The past tense of wink is wunked. I’m […]
Mr. Wind, Guitar Forest, and Creative Statuses
More likes per share, with these… Creative Facebook Status Updates: LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes… (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) A true friend thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked. There is no evidence to […]
Velociraptor Terror, Creative Facebook Statuses, and Shark Watermelon
Get more likes, per status… Creative Status Ideas: If you think someone is staring at you: A. Yawn B. If they yawn, they were staring. (Top-Rated iPhone App: Funny Status ★★★★★ ) Dear eyelashes, wish bones, dandelions, pennies in fountains, shooting stars, 11:11, and birthday candles. YOU FAILED. Admit it, you have that one voice that you only […]
Finger-painting Champion, Cute Attack, & Creative Statuses
Get the most out of FB, share these… Creative Status Updates for Facebook: LIKE If you… let the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because you don’t want the person to know you’re ignoring them. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) That one friend who you greet with an insult. CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!! […]
Giant Kitty, Escalator Bird, & Clever Status Updates
Creative and thoughtful statuses post these… Clever Facebook Status Updates: Do you ever stop and think about the days before Facebook, when you would do something and actually not tell anyone? (From our *RECENTLY UPDATED!* ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Weekend’s coming up. What do you say we surf the real world? I don’t mind when older […]