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Creative Status Updates for Facebook:
- LIKE If you… let the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because you don’t want the person to know you’re ignoring them. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- That one friend who you greet with an insult.
- CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!! *Message Sends* Kill me now -.-
- LIKE if you can’t stand sleeping with socks on.
- Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
- Zynga Bingo invite, seriously guys???
- The Facebook LIKE button was moved to the left side on the mobile app so you’d accidentally press it more often. For you see this will inevitably cause more drama and therefore keep you glued to Facebook longer. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- “Can I ask you something?” “You’re already asking.”
- LOOK LEFT ————————> you failed.
- That awkward moment when you post a status on Facebook and someone likes it almost immediately.
- A Life ?! Where can I download one of those?
- The most overused line in movies and tv shows is, “So, I guess this is goodbye.”
- Some french fries are excellent, and other french fries are just an acceptable way to eat ketchup…
- The new indicator for when it’s ok to call someone in the morning is when you see that they are active on Facebook. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
WARNING: This dog may overload your heart with cuteness…
That dog is CUTE, in all caps. Check out that key chain. Share this karma-king on Facebook for instant LIKEs, Comments, and overall heart-wrenching love. One click share by putting your mouse over the cuteness and clicking “CLICK HERE TO SHARE”.
This guy takes Finger-Painting to a new level…
Holy jeez, that was insane! Unbelievably talented! Share that epic-ness with your Facebook friends.