Giant Kitty, Escalator Bird, & Clever Status Updates

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Clever Facebook Status Updates:

  • Do you ever stop and think about the days before Facebook, when you would do something and actually not tell anyone? (From our *RECENTLY UPDATED!* ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Weekend’s coming up. What do you say we surf the real world?
  • I don’t mind when older folks decide to relax and slow down. I just wish they wouldn’t do it in their cars.
  • I’m at a point in life where enjoying lots of bars just means good cell phone service.
  • 10 times out of 9, you’ll find me exaggerating about something.
  • Glock announced it’s newest gun called “The Congressman”. It’s overpriced, won’t work and you can’t fire it.
  • Money means nothing to me. If you don’t believe me, ask me for money. You’ll get nothing.
  • It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. I’ve learned to hate fun because I want a super buff face.
  • Remember that there’s always someone cooler, smarter, stronger or sexier than you. That would be me. (146+Likes in 8minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • My body is less beefcake and more cheesecake.
  • I go to a female dentist just to hear a woman tell me to open my mouth instead of to shut it.
  • Like you’ve never tried using the Force to reach the remote.
  • I hate when your mad at someone and they make you laugh.
  • The number of extra steps I take when drunk is staggering.
  • Love is a universal language that even the smartest people are unable to read.
  • I think the actual moment of growing up happens when you stop wanting to be grown up and start wishing you were a kid again.
  • I have to spend a ridiculous amount of money on food. Unfortunately, my family won’t eat anything else. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • The benefit of always going in to work late is that when you’re on time, people think you’re early.

11,001+ GREAT Status Updates…

Just a Big town Cat livin’ in a lonely World…

Big Cat, Small World

Your Facebook friends will go crazy for this funny cat picture! Post it on your wall to get tons of comments & LIKEs.

The Escalator Bird:


Poor little guy, can’t figure out how to use the escalator. Maybe he should try the stairs? That’s a great video to get some LIKEs on your FB wall.

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