ROFL, Facebook is False, & Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • That awkward moment when you start telling a story & you realize no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out & pretend you never said anything.  (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places.
  • Success stops when you do.
  • There are two types of people who can tell you the truth about yourself: an enemy who has lost his temper and a friend who loves you dearly.
  • I wish there was a room where we could go and see all the stuff we have ever lost.
  • Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
  • A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do…and a woman’s gotta do what he can’t. (As seen on Funny Status Fan Page )
  • If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
  • Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if ever fifth caller was a winner.
  • This morning I was standing in front of a mirror looking at my naked body and thinking… “I’m going to get thrown out of this Ikea pretty soon.”
  • LIKE if this is your nightmare…Tries to search for your crush on Facebook. Accidentally sets his/her name as your status.
  • Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
  • Only true friends go straight to your refrigerator when they go to your house. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • That awkward moment when your parents don’t appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with.

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The literal definition of ROFL:

Rolling on the floor laughing.

Rolling on the floor laughing… Well played, sir, well played!

Rainn Wilson teaches you why Facebook is False…

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LOL, Dwight! That guy is awesome. Share this hilariousness with your fellow Office fans on Facebook for instant likes and comments.

Whether you’re a casual Facebook’er or a hardcore Fan Page manager you can score easy likes with our Funny Status Book. Also be sure to check out our award-winning Android and iPhone apps – which have over 100k categorized statuses for you to choose from. They even feature a unique stealth mode to hide where you’re posting from! With over 1,000,000 users worldwide, what are you waiting for?!?! Join in on the fun, today!