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Top Facebook Statuses of the Week:
- Me watching olympics: oh wow, that was impressive! Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE! ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- That awkward moment when you realize Gabby Douglas’ last name unscrambled is “USA Gold”. Congrats Gabby Douglas!
- Facebook is like a diary for me. An awesome funny diary that sometimes, annoyingly, talks back.
- If you dont know, please ask. If you dont agree, Argue. If you dont like it, please say it. But don’t sit there quiet and judge me.
- Pretending to be a functioning adult is exhausting.
- Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person says: hi
- Knowing your family so well that you can tell who’s coming down the stairs by the sound of their footsteps. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates.
- Little known fact 83 million Facebook accounts are fake! That’s 1 in 12 accounts.
- Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
- From this point on; I’m going to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some should be glad. Others should be scared.
- I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
- China is still #1 in the Olympics. No surprise there, they made all the equipment that’s used in the Olympics. (VIA: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- It’s funny how sitting “boy, girl, boy, girl” used to be a punishment.
The Overly Excited Puppy:
I don’t know about you but, I haven’t been that excited in a long while. So cute! Share the overly excited cute puppy with the rest of your social networking world. They’ll love you forever!
Bonus Funny Pic: Was that Today?
Always catch someone who is falling! Duh! Share the awesomeness that is trust falling with your FB friends for insta-like-karma and comments galore.
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