Trust Fall, Overly Excited Dog, & Top Status Posts

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Top Facebook Statuses of the Week:

  1. Me watching olympics: oh wow, that was impressive! Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE! ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. That awkward moment when you realize Gabby Douglas’ last name unscrambled is “USA Gold”. Congrats Gabby Douglas!
  3. Facebook is like a diary for me. An awesome funny diary that sometimes, annoyingly, talks back.
  4. If you dont know, please ask. If you dont agree, Argue. If you dont like it, please say it. But don’t sit there quiet and judge me.
  5. Pretending to be a functioning adult is exhausting.
  6. Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person says: hi
  7. Knowing your family so well that you can tell who’s coming down the stairs by the sound of their footsteps. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  8. Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates.
  9. Little known fact 83 million Facebook accounts are fake! That’s 1 in 12 accounts.
  10. Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
  11. From this point on; I’m going to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some should be glad. Others should be scared.
  12. I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
  13. China is still #1 in the Olympics. No surprise there, they made all the equipment that’s used in the Olympics. (VIA: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  14. It’s funny how sitting “boy, girl, boy, girl” used to be a punishment.

Yesterday’s Status Updates…

The Overly Excited Puppy:

Overly Excited dog

I don’t know about you but, I haven’t been that excited in a long while. So cute! Share the overly excited cute puppy with the rest of your social networking world. They’ll love you forever!

Bonus Funny Pic: Was that Today?

Trust Fall:

Always catch someone who is falling! Duh! Share the awesomeness that is trust falling with your FB friends for insta-like-karma and comments galore.

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