Buttermilk Goat, Perfect Sunset, & Funniest Statuses

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Funniest Status Updates for Facebook:

1. The awkward moment when you’re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
2. “I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others”- The phrase that started Facebook
3. If we’re not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge?
4. I hate when I’m alone in the dark and my brain says, “Hey, you know what we haven’t thought about in a while? Ghosts..”
5. Rumpology is a practice from ancient times where an individual reads a person’s butt just like the palm is read.
6. I hope Adele and Eminem never date because I’d hate to hear their break-up albums.
7. The most dangerous lies are the lies that you believe about yourself.
8. Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
9. Screw You ↑ You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↯ You ↴ You ↵ And You ↺
10. Thinking about staying in tonight? Nobody looks back in life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.
11. I hope the Olympics has taught kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
12. Second chances: When it just didn’t hurt enough the first time.
13. Cashiers are always checking me out.
14. You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
15. That awkward moment when you’re staring at nothing in particular, and then realize you’re staring right at someone.

When everything aligns just right:

When you get the perfect sunset 🙂 Now that is amazing! Share this awesomeness with your Facebook friends.

Buttermilk, the Goat, doesn’t play nice with others…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuRzJRrRpQ[/youtube]

✔ Cute ✔ Funny ✔ Awesome.  That video qualifies to be the “Viral Video” of the week! Share this post with your Facebook friends for instant street cred.