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- The awkward moment when you’re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- “I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others”- The phrase that started Facebook
- If we’re not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge?
- I hate when I’m alone in the dark and my brain says, “Hey, you know what we haven’t thought about in a while? Ghosts..”
- Rumpology is a practice from ancient times where an individual reads a person’s butt just like the palm is read.
- I hope Adele and Eminem never date because I’d hate to hear their break-up albums.
- The most dangerous lies are the lies that you believe about yourself.
- Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Screw You ↑ You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↯ You ↴ You ↵ And You ↺
- Thinking about staying in tonight? Nobody looks back in life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.
- I hope the Olympics has taught kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
- Second chances: When it just didn’t hurt enough the first time.
- Cashiers are always checking me out.
- You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- That awkward moment when you’re staring at nothing in particular, and then realize you’re staring right at someone.
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Buttermilk, the Goat, doesn’t play nice with others…
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