Angry Pup, Confusing Escalator, & Funny Statuses

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  • Running like a gorilla up the stairs because it’s easier that way.
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  • I am amazed by how quickly I forget what I’m doing.

The cutest little angry puppy you ever did see…

Angry Puppy

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Dog gets confused by escalator:


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