Scaring People, Electrokitty, & Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • We all have that one friend who doesn’t know how to whisper.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • How does my bladder know when I’ve found the most comfortable position in my bed?
  • If you lick the air, does it get wet?
  • Shutting down the computer and then realizing you need it again..
  • It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense.
  • I’m not myself today. Maybe I’m you.
  • In school, the only thing group projects ever taught me was that I hate other people.
  • Everyone knows someone that really can’t take the hint when you’re trying to end a conversation with them.  (60+Likes in 15 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • The current generation will be the weirdest grandparents.
  • Dear Microsoft word, I’m pretty sure I spelled my name correctly.
  • Dear engaged couples, your engagement photos make me want to throw up. Sincerely, everyone.
  • Admit it, At some point in time you’ve tried to see if you had superpowers.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, you’ll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn’t succeed either.
  • I’d appreciate it if the city just delivered the phone books straight to my recycle bin.
  • That awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Life is like a bar of soap, once you think you’ve got a hold of it, it slips away..

Ladies & Gentlemen, the Electrokitty…


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Ellen Montage of Scaring Guests (CLASSIC!)


Who doesn’t love them some ELLEN! Those are some of the greatest scares I’ve ever seen 🙂 Share with your FB friends to get some LIKEs and comments to get your week going.

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