Rhino Sounds, Happy Pup, & Great Status Updates

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Great Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Santa Claus is a jerk. He gives more expensive gifts to the wealthier kids.   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Facebook should have an “exam mode” where you can enter the dates of your exams and it denies you access during that time if you try to go on it.
  • Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
  • When it snows outside 5% people will go outside and play in it, while 95% make a Facebook status about it
  • I will never go bungee jumping. A rubber breaking was the reason I was born, it sure as hell isn’t going to be the reason that I die.
  • If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.
  • Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, look at phone, check Facebook…  (101+Likes in 9 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Your breath smells so bad, I don’t know whether to give you a tic tac or toilet paper…
  • Flushing the toilet in a public bathroom with my foot so I have don’t have to touch the handle.
  • Luck always seems to be against the person who depends on it.
  • “I love your hair.” “thank you, I grew it myself.”
  • Stereotyping is a form of common sense that everyone denies yet secretly uses.
  • Admit it. We’ve all undressed someone with our eyes…
  • Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Sometimes, I feel like the whole world is a car wash and I’m riding a bike.

An extremely happy (and silly) puppy…

Have a good weekend.

Make someones weekend a little more enjoyable, post to your Facebook wall and watch the LIKEs pour in.

Did you know this is what a Rhino sounds like?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNCC6ZYI3SI[/youtube]

That’s really pretty fascinating! Share this with your Facebook friends to get tons of LIKEs & comments 🙂 

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