Helium Dog, My Ball, & Funny Facebook Statuses

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Doing nothing all day feels great, realizing you did nothing all day, not so great. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • If you can’t take a joke.. don’t walk around looking like one.
  • When I am home alone and I hear a noise, I freeze and listen.
  • Monopoly Man Θ ̨Θƪ
  • There should be some sort of device that instantly makes my bed less comfortable when my alarm goes off in the morning.
  • They broke up. Here come the depressing Twitter & Facebook statuses.
  • NASCAR is a colossal waste of gas.
  • No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.  (310+Likes in 15 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • ThOsE pEoPlE wHo WrItE lIkE tHiS make me frustrated.
  • When people post statuses like “Dont text or call me! Bad mood!” Um No one was ever going text/call you in the first place.
  • Life is like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. Then women make it hard.
  • Hey Teacher, it’s called Winter Break…not “Winter here’s a bunch of crap to do”
  • Pretending to write when the teacher starts calling on random people.
  • Studying for a class sucks, but, not nearly as hard as failing that class.
  • ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ No longer giving a crap…
  • Admit it, you love them so you Facebook stalk them. You over think your status updates in case they read them & you look @ all their photos several times a day.
  • I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy that just wanted to check out a girl’s butt.
  • if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • That moment of happiness when you find out that everyone hates the same person you hate.

Have you ever kicked your soccer ball somewhere and someone picks it up? Well, what if that someone is this little guy…

My Ball

Next time don’t kick the ball so hard! Post to your Facebook wall and see what your friends think of this adorable goalie.

Ladies & Gentleman, we give you the incredible Helium Dog:


Wow, that is a little insane! Share on your FB page and watch the LIKEs pile in 🙂

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