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- The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.
- Some people are like fast food…they never look as good in real life as they do on TV.
- Everyone is gifted. Some just open the package sooner.
- I wonder if Tommy Lee, Tom Jones, and Tommy Lee Jones ever get each other’s mail?
- Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
- It is difficult to “go with the flow” when you are swimming upstream.
- I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
- My life is like 1-ply toilet paper..I get the job done but I have no idea how. (105+Likes in 15 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! (name that classic holiday movie)
- Dear Girls, when a boy pauses his video game to text you.. Marry him.
- I miss the days when Disney produced cartoons instead of teen sloozies.
- Think positive. If you fall in the creek, check your pockets for fish.
- Facebook’s timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
- It’s been a lifetime struggle for me to stop spending my lifetime struggling.
- If you ma’am me again I’m going to punch you in the face.
- A cement mixer collided with a prison van. Be on the lookout for hardened criminals.
- I can’t decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong.
- It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
Accidental Optical Illusion (Pretty Cool):
Wasn’t aware that you could do this with a plastic chair…
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