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- Team Jacob ✖, Team Edward ✖, Team Guy that almost ran Bella over with his car ✔ (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it.
- Facebook relationship status should have the option: “is getting played by_______”
- “get off the phone so I can use the Internet” if you’ve uttered those words before…you’re old.
- That nervous feeling you get when you talk to someone you really like on the phone for the first time.
- People are funny. They spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t need, to impress people they don’t like.
- That awkward moment when your mom compares you to another kid and yet she has NO idea how much worse they are than you.
- Alcohol: Because no good story starts with “So this one time I was eating a salad….” (90+Likes in 13 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- All I want for Christmas is you….lol jk i need a new phone.
- Very little happens at 3 o’clock in the morning, but when it does, it’s usually very memorable.
- I like Mario, he’s cool. He’s an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican.
- The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don’t check Facebook or Twitter for 3+ hours.
- “Requires a Facebook account” is like “Best viewed in Netscape 4.”
- A recent survey of one person revealed that 100% of me thinks that I should leave work early.
- Life is all about butts, You’re either covering it, Laughing it off, Kicking it, Kissing it, Busting it, Or trying to get a piece of it..
- A lot of people I went to high school w/ are getting married & having kids. A lot of people I went to high school w/ are idiots.
- Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- “Typing ‘ROFL’ after every sentence.” But still sitting on the chair.
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