Funny Statuses for Valentines Monday

Welcome back friends!  Happy Valentines Day!!!  Here are some hilarious statuses for V-day lovers and everyone else…

Valentines Statuses: (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)

  • There is someone for everyone but wasn’t really thinking about you.
  • let’s make February 15th OUR Valentines Day.
  • don’t worry… it’s not contagious.
  • loves Valentines day, where nookie is only a box of chocolates away.
  • today I already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?!??!

Funny Status Updates for Facebook on Monday:

  • So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.
  • It’s not all about the money. It’s all about all crap I can buy with the money.
  • Fire hazards are never a good thing. Except maybe in golf. That would be awesome.
  • The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle, but I always like to check. ツ ( VIA our Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Losing weight is just a case of mind over fatter.
  • At the end of your life, you should get a rebate for however much time you spent learning cursive.
  • Back in my day, blankets didn’t have sleeves.
  • Facebook: For when the illusion of having friends is all you really need.
  • I’m not only a workaholic, I drink at home too.
  • Jail: the government’s way of sending you to your room.
  • I am everything I ever said I was and less.
  • Mr. T pitys me.
  • Hard work pays off but hardly working has better benefits.
  • How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • There are couch naps and bed naps. Bed naps are serious.

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Funny Picture to Post:

Genius!  Post that one and watch some hilarious comments come in.

Funny Video to Post:


Who doesn’t enjoy themselves a talking dog!?!?  Certainly your Facebook friends will “Like” that video.

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