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Crazy Dog Yelp, Underage Driving, and Presidents Day Status Updates.

February 17, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Enjoy your day off! Share these… Presidents Day Status Updates: Happy Mattress Sale Day! Can’t go to school tomorrow, I have to spend the day thinking about our great presidents. Shout out to George Washington and Abe Lincoln for not only being badass Presidents, but also getting us off from school and work. All those […]

Smart Move, Unemployed Guy!

January 4, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

This guy is a genius. A complete and utter unemployed genius. Share this around and lets see if we can get Adam hired somewhere 🙂 Do you think this gets him hired somewhere or has no affect whatsoever?

Fantastic Ideas for Funny Status Updates

April 13, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Post these hilarious Status Updates and get tons of comments & likes… Funny Statuses for FB: Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken. When in […]

Tuesdays Funny Statuses

February 8, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your Tuesday a little bit funnier by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Squirrels – nature’s speed bumps. Guys, it’s time to start working […]

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