Crazy Dog Yelp, Underage Driving, and Presidents Day Status Updates.

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Presidents Day Status Updates:

  1. Happy Mattress Sale Day!
  2. Can’t go to school tomorrow, I have to spend the day thinking about our great presidents.
  3. Shout out to George Washington and Abe Lincoln for not only being badass Presidents, but also getting us off from school and work.
  4. All those presidents died for your right to get discounts on mattreses and patio furniture. Show some respect.
  5. I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. -George Washington
  6. Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. -Thomas Jefferson
  7. There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America. -Bill Clinton
  8. As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. -John F. Kennedy
  9. I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be a doubt that all men are created free and equal. -Abraham Lincoln
  10. Think about every problem, every challenge, we face. The solution to each starts with education. -George H.W. Bush

Plain Ole Funny Status Updates!

  1. I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for the answer.
  2. Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people don’t know how to play chess.
  3. If you say “Kanye” in the mirror three times, he appears, pushes you over and starts screaming his own name in the mirror.
  4. Alcohol is photoshop for real life.
  5. Talking with quiet confidence will always beat yelling with obvious insecurity.
  6. They have all those non-smoking laws in public places so let’s now all focus on passing some perfume/cologne usage limits.
  7. Mashed potatoes really beg the question: “what else could we massively improve by squashing the hell out of it?”
  8. Sluts are just hookers with no grasp of economics.
  9. There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can’t even walk down my driveway in winter.
  10. Roses are red, bacon is also red.
    Poems are hard, bacon.

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Crazy Dog Yelp!

Sir, I think your dog may be broken. LOL! That was insane 🙂 Please share if you enjoyed.

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