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- Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
- A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
- When in doubt, poke it with a stick.
- Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
- I have an on again off again relationship with clothing.
- You have the right to remain silent. So please shut up.
- I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they mess up I will just hit them all at once. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- The only thing keeping me from driving off this bridge is the insurance rate increase if I survive.
- It is far better to be alone, than to wish you were.
- There’s always that one person who makes you wanna raise your middle finger every time they speak to you.
- Getting overwhelmed with the amount of things to do and ending up not doing anything at all.
- I feel like a 20-year-old. But there’s never one around.
- Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
- Old is when your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”
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I don’t know if your new friend can come in.
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Watch your pens around those Czechs!
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