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- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App – v3.0 coming soon!)
- Facebook is for the people you know. Twitter is for the people you wish you knew & MySpace is for the people you FORGOT about.
- Do my FB friends in England read my tweets in an English accent? Because I write them in a Jamaican accent..so that must be weird..mon
- Billion Dollar Idea: Child-Cancelling Headphones
- Rihanna & Britney are collaborating I hear. 1 can’t sing live, the other doesn’t even try anymore. They should start a group called LIP’SYNC
- I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?
- I’m not awake until I’ve had 2 cups of coffee and a nap. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- Phantom cellphone vibrations are your dead ancestors calling you.
- What doesn’t kill you might come back to finish the job off so keep your wits about you.
- Please, I can’t handle any plays on words tonight. I just had an appundectomy.
- “How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?” “It’s a really obscure number, you probably haven’t heard of it.”
- How the hell did Charles Manson get like 16 people to murder for him? I can’t even get two kids to brush their teeth.
- Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
- My misery likes tequila, not company.
- No, YOUR stupid.
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Please, sir, I want some more.
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Please, don’t play loud rap music for your 2 year olds… but, if you do… put it on Youtube.
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