Make your Facebook Friends laugh by posting these…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
If I’d shot you sooner, I’d be out of jail by now. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
- Without Facebook, I probably wouldn’t have wished you a happy birthday.
- I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
- Handy Guide to Modern Science:
1. If it’s green or it wiggles, it’s biology.
2. If it stinks, it’s chemistry.
3. If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.
- Where do all the characters go that you type on the keyboard before you realize the cursor isn’t in the box?
- I’m gonna invent a “Like Collar”. It’s basically a dog collar that shocks at excessive use of the word “like”
- Have you ever unliked your friends status b/c you get tired of the notifications popping up every time someone comments on their status? ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!
- Facebook should change ” It’s complicated ” to ” It’s confusing & stressful. “
- Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
- I am struck by the ill. Bring me the Quils, both Day and Ny.
- The middle class does not exist. If you believe you are part of the middle class, it just means you’re rich and insecure or poor and misinformed.
At least a stalker is there for you.
- Moon: Earth’s night light.
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. (VIA our Tweeter:@FreeFunnyStuff )
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Funny Video to Post:
All of nature plays together… except for the predators that is!
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