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Hilarious Statuses
Homeless Man Gets $100, Room Confusion, and Hilarious Facebook Status Posts
Make someone smile going into the new year, share one of these… Hilarious Facebook Status Posts: I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me 1 million dollars. Woke up this morning and immediately started dying. #Tuesday I only want 2 kids and I’m done. 3 max if the 2nd one […]
Girl Voice, Giant Horse, and Hilarious Statuses
Happy Thursday, Share these… Hilarious Facebook Statuses: I should win an Academy Award for every time I pretend to not see someone I know in public. I am at the gym! Well, the parking lot. They have free wi-fi. Everything enjoyable makes you fat, an addict, or broke. Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable […]
Crazy Walrus, Bad Haircuts, and Hilarious Statuses
Make Monday suck less, share these… Hilarious Facebook Statuses: When you can’t take a joke, you become one. Business Idea: Minding your own. I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again. Sometimes it’s easy to forget we would all violently murder each other if we couldn’t obtain basic food […]
Wobble Dance, Can’t Get In, and Hilarious Statuses.
Score more likes, share these… 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses: When one door closes, another opens. Also, you can open the closed door. That’s how doors work. How do you know so little about doors? Dumb ass. I love screwing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. “My name is Perry, not Terry. With […]
Singing Dog, Human Brain, and Hilarious Statuses
Make Monday work for you, share one of these… Hilarious Status Updates: The only thing violent video games have ever done is make me sit in the same spot for fourteen straight hours. The two most stolen objects a PEN and a LIGHTER are both made by BIC. Is that a coincidence? I think not! […]