Happy Monday, share these… Hilarious Facebook Statuses: I hate it when I eat the last bite and didn’t notice it was the last bite… So I couldn’t mentally prepare myself and get closure. If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do […]
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Home Early, Jump Around, and Heee-larious Statuses
Make someone laugh, share these… Heee-larious Statuses: All I want is some ketchup packets placed in the bag, without having to ask! Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office – I will track you down. You have my Word. If you mix Taco Bell hot sauce into your ramen, it tastes exactly like poverty. […]
T-Rex Illusion, Nutritious Joker, & Hilarious Statuses!
Welcome to 2014, make your friends laugh into the new year with these… Hilarious Facebook Statuses: Seems like 2013 was just yesterday. Did you break your resolution already? If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I’ll be out sick. Immature: A word boring people use to […]
Urban Kayaking, KittEh Farts, and Hilarious Statuses
Make your weekend last, share these… Top 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses: We should throw a politician in jail every day for the next 10 years. Even if we don’t know why, they do. At the urinal, please keep your eyes forward and your conversations limited to weather, sports or beer. I’m only a morning person […]
Dachshund Bath Time, Gone Forever, & Hilarious Statuses
The easiest way to get likes, share these… Hilarious Statuses: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 300,000 times, well then you’re probably a weatherman. If you’re out running in jeans, I’m gonna go ahead and assume you just participated in a felony. It takes so much self […]
Prairie Dog Puppies, Shark Swim, & Hilarious Facebook Statuses
Easy way to get Likes, share these… Hilarious Statuses for Facebook: A pretty face gets old, a nice body changes, but a good woman will always be a good woman. Next time you go on a roller coaster, take some spare bolts with you and tell the person in front of you “Dude, these came […]