Urban Kayaking, KittEh Farts, and Hilarious Statuses

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Top 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses:

  1. We should throw a politician in jail every day for the next 10 years. Even if we don’t know why, they do.
  2. At the urinal, please keep your eyes forward and your conversations limited to weather, sports or beer.
  3. I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
  4. Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, poverty can’t buy you anything.
  5. I would pick up a hitchhiker wearing an “I Heart Murder” t-shirt before I’d pick up a call from a blocked number.
  6. You should really start thinking before you speak…and while you’re at it, you should also think before you think.
  7. Am I the only one who measures time using songs? “Oh it only took me 4 songs to get here! that’s not too long!
  8. “My name will live forever!” – Anonymous.
  9. Why even ask how my weekend was if you’re just going to interrupt me halfway through to say “Yeah, I saw your Facebook post.”
  10. That awkward moment when your paying for someone & you can’t find your money.
  11. Ideal roommate: Someone not smart enough to know they are paying 80% of the rent.
  12. Tip of the day: When there’s a will…find a way to be in it!
  13. Running with scissors. Take that society.
  14. Do you ever wonder if the people y0u have crazy dreams about ever have crazy dreams about you?
  15. Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes. But only if you are a billionaire.
  16. If you wake me up, and I don’t get angry, you must be pretty special.
  17. That awesome feeling when you walk in the beat of the song you’re listening to.
  18. Take your age. Subtract 3. Then add 3. That is your age.
  19. You don’t know something? Google it. You don’t know someone? Facebook it. You can’t find something? MOM!
  20. When someone hands you a flyer, it’s like they’re saying here you throw this away.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Kitty Farts…

kitty farts

Poor KittEhhhh!

Urban Kayaking:

Would you give that drainage ditch a go? Share with your EXTREME Friends 😛

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