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Top 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses:
- We should throw a politician in jail every day for the next 10 years. Even if we don’t know why, they do.
- At the urinal, please keep your eyes forward and your conversations limited to weather, sports or beer.
- I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
- Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, poverty can’t buy you anything.
- I would pick up a hitchhiker wearing an “I Heart Murder” t-shirt before I’d pick up a call from a blocked number.
- You should really start thinking before you speak…and while you’re at it, you should also think before you think.
- Am I the only one who measures time using songs? “Oh it only took me 4 songs to get here! that’s not too long!
- “My name will live forever!” – Anonymous.
- Why even ask how my weekend was if you’re just going to interrupt me halfway through to say “Yeah, I saw your Facebook post.”
- That awkward moment when your paying for someone & you can’t find your money.
- Ideal roommate: Someone not smart enough to know they are paying 80% of the rent.
- Tip of the day: When there’s a will…find a way to be in it!
- Running with scissors. Take that society.
- Do you ever wonder if the people y0u have crazy dreams about ever have crazy dreams about you?
- Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes. But only if you are a billionaire.
- If you wake me up, and I don’t get angry, you must be pretty special.
- That awesome feeling when you walk in the beat of the song you’re listening to.
- Take your age. Subtract 3. Then add 3. That is your age.
- You don’t know something? Google it. You don’t know someone? Facebook it. You can’t find something? MOM!
- When someone hands you a flyer, it’s like they’re saying here you throw this away.
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