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20 Priceless Facebook Statuses:
- The two major causes of depression are: a) having a job, and b) not having a job.
- I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life…if I die next Tuesday.
- Puzzle said 2-4 years… only took me 1!
- My Dog > Most People.
- Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
- I can’t believe I work this hard to be this poor.
- Biting your tongue hurts. Speak your mind.
- Serving size… LOL
- Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20.
- Roses are red.
Bacon is also red.
Poems are hard.
- If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not your true friends.
- There are stupid questions.
- Dear heart, please stop falling in love with people I can’t get.
- My voice sounds great when I’m singing with my earphones on, Then I take them off and I realize I sound like a dying walrus.
- If I don’t get enough sleep, I’m tired. If I get too much, I’m tired. Even if I get the right amount, I still need two pots of coffee.
- You must be a math problem because you’re difficult and annoying.
- Why does my phone insist on reminding me my battery is dying, wasting even more of my battery!
- Who the hell is Pete, and why do we do things for his sake?
- I am struck by the ill. Bring me the Quils, both Day and Ny.
- Some people are meant to be in love with each other…but not meant to be together.
So freakin’ cute!
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