iPhone 5S + 5C Blended, Big Hug, and Priceless Statuses

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20 Priceless Facebook Statuses:

  1. The two major causes of depression are: a) having a job, and b) not having a job.
  2. I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life…if I die next Tuesday.
  3. Puzzle said 2-4 years… only took me 1!
  4. My Dog > Most People.
  5. Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
  6. I can’t believe I work this hard to be this poor.
  7. Biting your tongue hurts. Speak your mind.
  8. Serving size… LOL
  9. Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20.
  10. Roses are red.
    Bacon is also red.
    Poems are hard.
    Bacon.
  11. If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not your true friends.
  12. There are stupid questions.
  13. Dear heart, please stop falling in love with people I can’t get.
  14. My voice sounds great when I’m singing with my earphones on, Then I take them off and I realize I sound like a dying walrus.
  15. If I don’t get enough sleep, I’m tired. If I get too much, I’m tired. Even if I get the right amount, I still need two pots of coffee.
  16. You must be a math problem because you’re difficult and annoying.
  17. Why does my phone insist on reminding me my battery is dying, wasting even more of my battery!
  18. Who the hell is Pete, and why do we do things for his sake?
  19. I am struck by the ill. Bring me the Quils, both Day and Ny.
  20. Some people are meant to be in love with each other…but not meant to be together.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Big Hug!

big hug

So freakin’ cute!

iPhone 5S & 5C Get Blended…

That was awesome! Nice work guys @ BlendTec 😛

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