Tuesday Sucks! On a lighter note here are some…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
The fine print on all insurance policies states; “This policy is void in case of a claim.”
- “I’m not on Facebook” is the new “I don’t own a TV.”
- If friends could be bought at the store, I’d buy you. And I’d get a good deal because those “slightly irregular” bins are always discounted.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite distraction.
- Wishing Charlie Sheen a full recovery from his addiction to awesome fun.
- I had a fight with my shoelaces this morning. It ended up in a tie.
- Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts! Wait… you’re not supposed to clean your bum with that thing? ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- When looking up something in Google, if it’s not on the first page of search results,it does not exist and my journey ends there.
- Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns.
- Do you ever drop something on the ground and pick it up with your feet? I do that all the time! Sometimes I’ll even hop 25feet to the trash can and drop it in with my foot.
After some soul searching, I’m now ready to believe it’s not butter. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- 80% of life is pulling percentages out of thin air and stating them as facts.
Awesome Picture to Post:
Baby Giraffees deserve more appreciation.
Yesterday we saw Ukraine’s got talent and today we have Germany’s got Talent. Except this guy is from Africa…
Just when you thought you’ve seen it all, the African Waterman comes along! If you still need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Stop back tomorrow for more!