Tuesday Sucks! On a lighter note here are some…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
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The fine print on all insurance policies states; “This policy is void in case of a claim.”
- “I’m not on Facebook” is the new “I don’t own a TV.”
- If friends could be bought at the store, I’d buy you. And I’d get a good deal because those “slightly irregular” bins are always discounted.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite distraction.
- Wishing Charlie Sheen a full recovery from his addiction to awesome fun.
- I had a fight with my shoelaces this morning. It ended up in a tie.
- Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts! Wait… you’re not supposed to clean your bum with that thing? ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- When looking up something in Google, if it’s not on the first page of search results,it does not exist and my journey ends there.
- Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns.
- Do you ever drop something on the ground and pick it up with your feet? I do that all the time! Sometimes I’ll even hop 25feet to the trash can and drop it in with my foot.
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After some soul searching, I’m now ready to believe it’s not butter. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- 80% of life is pulling percentages out of thin air and stating them as facts.
Awesome Picture to Post:
Baby Giraffees deserve more appreciation.
Yesterday we saw Ukraine’s got talent and today we have Germany’s got Talent. Except this guy is from Africa…
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Just when you thought you’ve seen it all, the African Waterman comes along! If you still need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Stop back tomorrow for more!
