Turn your Tuesday on with these Funny Status Updates!

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Tuesday Sucks!  On a lighter note here are some…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • The fine print on all insurance policies states; “This policy is void in case of a claim.”
  • “I’m not on Facebook” is the new “I don’t own a TV.”
  • If friends could be bought at the store, I’d buy you. And I’d get a good deal because those “slightly irregular” bins are always discounted.
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite distraction.
  • Wishing Charlie Sheen a full recovery from his addiction to awesome fun.
  • I had a fight with my shoelaces this morning. It ended up in a tie.
  • Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!  Wait… you’re not supposed to clean your bum with that thing? ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • When looking up something in Google, if it’s not on the first page of search results,it does not exist and my journey ends there.
  • Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns.
  • Do you ever drop something on the ground and pick it up with your feet?  I do that all the time!  Sometimes I’ll even hop 25feet to the trash can and drop it in with my foot.
  • After some soul searching, I’m now ready to believe it’s not butter. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • 80% of life is pulling percentages out of thin air and stating them as facts.

Awesome Picture to Post:

Baby Giraffees deserve more appreciation.

Yesterday we saw Ukraine’s got talent and today we have Germany’s got Talent.  Except this guy is from Africa…

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Just when you thought you’ve seen it all, the African Waterman comes along! If you still need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.  Stop back tomorrow for more!