You can make someone smile, share one of these…
20 Funny Facebook Statuses for Whenever:
- I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is sh*t your physical appearance automatically means nothing.
- I just wanna sit on a rooftop with someone at 2am and just look at the night sky, not worrying about anything going on in life.
- My super power? Opening a text and mentally responding…then forgetting to actually respond…
- When I bang my toe against something, it’s like I pressed a button that plays every curse word I know.
- When I tell stories about people I don’t like, I give them ridiculous voices.
- Fitness? More like, fitness this whole pizza in my mouth.
- My best friends are my best friends because everyone else sucks.
- Sleep is my cardio.
- I just want to cuddle and watch Netflix with you.
- I may be offensive, but at least I’m an equal opportunity offender.
- Sorry for the mean, accurate things I said to you.
- There is nothing to fear but fear itself… oh, and spiders. F*ck spiders.
- Eats organic. Smokes cigarettes. #HipsterProblems
- Unless you are selling Thin Mints, do NOT ring my doorbell.
- Much like a puppy, I’m cute enough to get away with things.
but so does 5+4
The way you do things is not always the only way to do them. Respect other people’s way of thinking.
- You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife, unless you’re a television network.
- A simpler, more believable theory is that all the dinosaurs got married and just quit having sex all together.
- Sometimes you have to photoshop your life. Touch up edges, adjust the tones, blur the background, focus on yourself & crop some people out.
- I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I love to punch in the face.
Dinosaur in Compton:
Those reactions are priceless. Could you imagine running into a dinosaur on the street? LOL!
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