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Top 20 Funny Facebook Statuses:
- Rules aren’t here to make us miserable, they’re here to make us creative.
- If you don’t remember the phrase “He’s on Fire!!!” you had a terrible childhood.
- You don’t have to ask, I’m always down for Pizza.
- My bank account is more like a countdown to my homelessness.
- We’re all just kids posing as professionals, counting the days until Friday.
- Fact: Everyone cheated at Heads-Up 7-Up in Elementary School.
- We’re adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?
- Trying to be a responsible adult is messing up my social life.
- That awkward moment when you’re talking to yourself and start to smile like an idiot, because you’re so hilarious.
- Pandora really needs a replay button.
- Today was a complete waste of a cute outfit.
- This checkout girl is really checking me out.
- At least mosquitos are attracted to me.
- My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
- The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
- Guys be 21
Acting 14Girls be 14
- Google image results are like a party that starts off exactly how you expected and gets weirder the longer you stay.
- Sorry, I didn’t get your message because I deleted it without listening.
- You can pretty much text anything as long as you put a happy face emoticon afterwards. You’re a slut 🙂
- Secret Admirers are just stalkers with good PR.
Baby Cow Cuteness:
What kind of wizardry is this thing?!?! Cute little fella is figuring out computers all on his own 🙂