Confused Dog, Cute Baby Cow, and Top Statuses

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Top 20 Funny Facebook Statuses:

1. Rules aren’t here to make us miserable, they’re here to make us creative.
2. If you don’t remember the phrase “He’s on Fire!!!” you had a terrible childhood.
3. You don’t have to ask, I’m always down for Pizza.
4. My bank account is more like a countdown to my homelessness.
5. We’re all just kids posing as professionals, counting the days until Friday.
6. Fact: Everyone cheated at Heads-Up 7-Up in Elementary School.
7. We’re adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?
8. Trying to be a responsible adult is messing up my social life.
9. That awkward moment when you’re talking to yourself and start to smile like an idiot, because you’re so hilarious.
10. Pandora really needs a replay button.
11. Today was a complete waste of a cute outfit.
12. This checkout girl is really checking me out.
13. At least mosquitos are attracted to me.
14. My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
15. The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
16. Guys be 21
    Looking 18
    Acting 14Girls be 14
    Looking 18
    Acting 21
17. Google image results are like a party that starts off exactly how you expected and gets weirder the longer you stay.
18. Sorry, I didn’t get your message because I deleted it without listening.
19. You can pretty much text anything as long as you put a happy face emoticon afterwards. You’re a slut 🙂
20. Secret Admirers are just stalkers with good PR.

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Funny Status iOS

Baby Cow Cuteness:

Dem Ears!

Confused Dog:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFq_eMv6x2g[/youtube]

What kind of wizardry is this thing?!?! Cute little fella is figuring out computers all on his own 🙂