Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… 20 Stupid Funny Facebook Status Updates: Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want. I’m so glad I was young and stupid BEFORE there were camera phones. A bed is not a bed unless it has at least 7 pillows. I’m that type of friend […]
4th of July Facebook Status Updates, Videos, and More!
Happy Independence Day, share one of our special edition statuses… 4th of July / Independence Day Facebook Status Updates: Today is Independence Day. Time to throw tea in harbors, play with fire, abuse our freedoms, and answer every question with “Merica.” Happy Independence Day everybody! It’s not about getting drunk and shooting fireworks. Thank a veteran. […]
How to Catch a Train in China, McCorgi, and Brilliant Statuses
Find something that fits you, and share… Brilliant Facebook Statuses: We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that’s no fun. And if you’re not a bitch at all, that won’t work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people. I’ve come to […]
Iced Tea Bossman, AutoCorrect Gone Wild, and Ingenious Status Updates
Pick something that fits, and share it… Ingenious Facebook Status Updates: I’m filthy rich. 50% of this is true. I love how the internet has improved people’s grammar far more then any English teacher has. If you write “your” instead of “you’re” in a English class all you get is a red mark…. Mess up […]
Dance Dance Revolution, World Cup Soccer, & Smile Worthy Status Updates
Get through Tuesday, share one of these… Smile Worthy Facebook Status Updates: So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film. Is that listed in the credits or what? “Bob hurt one bird. He’s very sorry.” With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior. Do you ever play […]
Majestic Arctic Fox, No Hands Pants, and 20 of the Greatest Status Updates
Make Monday count, share one of these… 20 of the Greatest Status Updates from this weekend: Guys, listen to everything she says like there will be a test on it…because there will be. That awkward moment when your friend starts arguing with their parents in a different language. 2am is the new 10pm Perfect relationships […]