Make your weekend last longer, share one of these…
20 Stupid Funny Facebook Status Updates:
- Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want.
- I’m so glad I was young and stupid BEFORE there were camera phones.
- A bed is not a bed unless it has at least 7 pillows.
- I’m that type of friend you can tell anything too but I won’t know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head.
- I get re-pissed about old situations whenever I start thinking about them again.
- I’m probably not the first person to notice, but the plots of “Finding Nemo” and “Taken” are virtually identical.
- Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can’t make coffee.
- Too many people stop at average.
- A guy just yelled at me for texting and driving. I told him to get off my hood and mind his own business.
- I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout.
- I love everybody. Even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you … even you.
- I know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?
- Listen, I’m sorry… That reaction was WAY over the line…. I actually have no problem with the horse you rode in on.
- I have no extra space in my head to cram bullshit. You keep it.
- Instead of “single” as a marital status, it should read “independently owned and operated”
- Never look for leftover fireworks in your car with a lighter. Good news is I now have a sunroof.
- Hey people who buy bottled water for their dogs, can I have some money?
- How do bats hang upside down without shitting on themselves?
- Our kids biggest challenge will be to find a username that’s not already taken.
- If banks were as fiercely regulated as McDonalds breakfast cut off time, there’d be no problems.
Facebook these days…
Funny because it’s true.
The video delivered on it’s promise.