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Metal Construction, Puppy Push, and Brilliant Status Updates
Brighten Up Your Monday, Share These… 20 Brilliant Facebook Status Updates: First world problems: I couldn’t hear the TV so I had to stop eating chips. If my life was a GPS it would constantly be recalculating. Hey guys if you’re looking to test out a nasty computer virus or some horrible spyware, my mom […]
Forehead Beer Pour, Tan Lines, and Entertaining Status Updates for the Weekend.
Make your weekend last longer, share these… Entertaining Status Updates for the Weekend: The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. “Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you.” Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great. Me and […]
Dancing Kid, Tacos, and Thoughtful Status Updates
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Motorcycle Head, Mission Impossible Mouse, and 21 Priceless Facebook Status Updates
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Parking GoKart, Bite Back, and Laugh Worthy Facebook Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… 20 Laugh Worthy Facebook Status Updates: On the bright side, it’s Friday Eve Eve Eve. Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don’t have a moon where I live. I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on. I love hearing “saw this and thought […]