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Surfing Seal, Weird Conversations, and Awesome Facebook Statuses

August 5, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Guaranteed one of these will make you laugh… 20 Awesome Facebook Statuses: When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all. I bet some of you would absolutely kill it in a race where you had to jump […]

6 Best Dog Smiles You’ll Ever See…

August 4, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

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Song Lyrics, Cookie Monster, and Sharp Status Updates

August 4, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Make Monday count, share one of these… Sharp Facebook Statuses (20) If you don’t put your leftovers in Tupperware for at least two weeks before throwing them in the trash, you’re doing it wrong. Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it. There’s no excuse for laziness.. but if you find one, […]

Baby Deer Problems, Sleeping in Summer, and Sarcastic Status Updates

August 2, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… 20 Sarcastic Facebook Statuses Have you ever known someone so sh*tty that they completely ruin that first name for you? Finally in bed. No better time to start thinking about every possible thing that has or ever could happen. You’re not yourself today. I noticed the […]

Dog Brakes, Never Learn, and Ingenious Facebook Statuses

August 1, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Finally Friday, share one of these… 20 Ingenious Facebook Statuses: You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine Bored, so I’m going to find a kid that looks like me and tell him I’m him from the future. I HATE when people […]

20 Ridiculous Facebook Status Updates, Laundry Antics, and A Paranormal Pug.

July 31, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Enjoy your Thursday, one of these will surely make you laugh… 20 Ridiculous Facebook Status Updates: I just told someone that I have to pee pee. It’s hard toggling back and forth between being a parent and being a dude. Together we can stop bathroom mirror profile pictures. We have so much in common. You […]

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