Get your Tuesday going, share one of these… 20 Brilliant Facebook Statuses: I’ll give up my thesaurus when you pry it from my frigid, frosty, frozen, cadaverous, lifeless, stiff, defunct extremities. My home security system is a series of paintings with the eyes cut out. Commercials led me to believe that changing shampoos would have […]
Skinny Friend, Facebook IQ Test, and 20 Whimsical Status Posts
Happy Monday, pick one that fits and share away…. 20 Whimsical Facebook Status Posts: We’re all brave until we realize the cockroach has wings. The challenge of modern relationships: how to prove more interesting than the other’s smartphone. It’s nice that my vacuum has a headlight just in case I want to clean in the […]
Cat Mosh Pit, Money Helps, and Interesting Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… 20 Interesting Statuses for the Weekend: I love when strangers smile at me and I smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. When people ask me if I’m working hard or hardly working, I wanna punch them in the face and ask if […]
Bounce House, Cows Come Home, and Hysterical Status Updates
Score more likes, share one of these… 20 Hysterical Facebook Status Updates: I don’t mind your weirdness, as long as it’s compatible with mine. Anyone else say “Ouch” when you accidentally hit a body part even if it didn’t hurt at all? me: is it weird to talk to yourself? me: no Kids born in […]
Clean Your Room, Power of Milk, and 20 Witty Status Updates
One of these will make you laugh, guaranteed… 20 Witty Facebook Status Updates: Do you ever hang out with someone, but later realize that it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours? Twitter is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves. I’ve been watching a […]
Katy Perry, Manicures, and Very Clever Status Updates
Celebrate the week being half-over, share these… 20 Very Clever Status Updates: Does anyone else ever hear their alarm go off in the morning and immediately start rationalizing quitting your job or dropping out of school in order to stay in bed? People who try to stop you on the street to sell stuff are the […]