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20 Hysterical Facebook Status Updates:
- I don’t mind your weirdness, as long as it’s compatible with mine.
- Anyone else say “Ouch” when you accidentally hit a body part even if it didn’t hurt at all?
- me: is it weird to talk to yourself?
- Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
- For someone who can’t sing, I sure sing a lot.
- Friends come and go, but pizza is forever.
- I’ve never been held hostage but I’ve been on a group text.
- I can say that most of my mistakes can be traced back to when I decided to get out of bed.
- And for my next trick, I’m going to convince you all that I’m a fully-functioning adult!
- I’ve reached the age where Happy Hour is a nap.
- I love everybody. Even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you … even you.
- Smelling another person should be a choice.
- Science is just a numbery way to explain magic.
- Mister Rogers didn’t adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
- The people who comment below news stories scare me.
- I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty psyched about working full time for the next 60 years!
- Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?
- Hello Acme? Yeah it’s me again. I’m gonna need a rocket & some roller skates. Yeah & a sign that says ‘Yikes’. No I still haven’t caught him.
- Drake got me upset about a relationship I never had.
- If I’ve learned anything from the Kardashians it’s that I shouldn’t let my complete lack of talent hold me back.
Guy Plays Trombone Until the Cows Come Home…
Those cows have a good ear for music 🙂 so cute!