Make Monday count, share one of these… Intelligent Facebook Status Updates: Be nice to people on your way up so they won’t get suspicious when you’re rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport. Facebook needs a “settle down” button you tap on a friend’s profile, that locks them out […]
Surprise KittEh, Dog Ambulance, and Clever Statuses for the Weekend.
Make the weekend last longer, share these… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses for the Weekend: Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to […]
Girl Voice, Giant Horse, and Hilarious Statuses
Happy Thursday, Share these… Hilarious Facebook Statuses: I should win an Academy Award for every time I pretend to not see someone I know in public. I am at the gym! Well, the parking lot. They have free wi-fi. Everything enjoyable makes you fat, an addict, or broke. Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable […]
Kitty Reflexes, Summertime, and Silly Status Updates
AT least one of these will make you laugh, guaranteed… 20 Silly Facebook Status Updates: Depresso; the feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee. SCIENCE FACT if you close your eyes you won’t be able to see People are always much more interesting before you get to know them. My cat just graduated […]
Hawk Hello, The ROCK, and Witty Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Witty Facebook Status Updates: The awkward moment when you’re in the car and accidentally make eye contact with people in the car next to you. Have you ever said something and immediately thought “I didn’t know I knew that.” I’m going to start wearing Summer’s Eve as a cologne. The […]
Corgi Vs. Spoon, Crazy Slide, and 20 Laughable Facebook Statuses
Make Monday count, share these… 20 Laughable Facebook Statuses: They say that money can’t buy you happiness, but being broke buys you nothing… Do you know? U and I are placed together on the keyboard forever. Whenever I get low on money I always start thinking really irrationally like what if I hadn’t spent that […]