Make your weekend last longer, share these… 5-Star Facebook Status Updates for the Weekend: You never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning. Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates. I’m going to the gym now. Not […]
Dawwwww, Sorcery Tricks, and Humorous Facebook Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Humorous Facebook Statuses: I finally found a diet plan that works. It’s called “The cost of food”. I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like. If you can’t say anything nice, we should probably be friends. That awkward run/walk you do […]
Role Reversal, Tables Turning, and Clever Status Posts
One of these will make you chuckle, so share the love… 20 Realllllyyyy Clever Facebook Status Posts: I wish we could donate body fat to those in need. No matter how nice I ask random people, nobody will take me to Funkytown. Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what […]
WorldCup Soccer Dog, 3D Optical Illusion, and Amusing Status Updates
Score more likes, share one of these… Amusing Facebook Status Updates: I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited. I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone. Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” […]
Funny Pet Vines, Lego Firewalk, & Witty Facebook Statuses
One of these is guaranteed to make you laugh, share the love… Witty Facebook Statuses: Dear time, more weekend please. The problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book. I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to […]
Mouse Dance, Cup Holder Sleep, and Best Status Updates
Make your weekend last, share one of these… 20 Best Facebook Status Updates This Week: I’ve yet to be intimidated by a fancy wine list thanks to my vast knowledge of fine wines and my eeny, meeny, miny, moe system. For job interviews, your best bet is to dress as a pizza delivery person, march […]