WorldCup Soccer Dog, 3D Optical Illusion, and Amusing Status Updates

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Amusing Facebook Status Updates:

  1. I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
  2. I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone.
  3. Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that.
  4. Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time…..
  5. okay = Everything’s cool.
    okay? = You make no sense.
    okay… = You’re creepy.
    okayy = I don’t care.
    Okay. = I’m pissed off.
  6. We can talk to astronauts in space perfectly fine, but we lose cell phone reception EVERYWHERE!.
  7. Computer technology used to be a lot tougher. Back when I was a teenager, mice had balls.
  8. It would be cool if you heard a thunder bug a few seconds after you saw a lightning bug.
  9. Too few people spontaneously combust.
  10. It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up.
  11. Sometimes I order fajitas at a restaurant just to get more attention.
  12. Tip on getting a raise at work: Every day eat a cup-a-noodle soup for lunch and make sure to mention how you need to save half, because you know you will be hungry tomorrow.
  13. When you are smart enough to know there is a lesson to learn, but dumb enough to think you’ve already learned it.
  14. They should change wording on “check engine” light to “this shit’s gonna cost ya”.
  15. I take the time every night to read Facebook statuses to my children as part of my stay in school campaign.
  16. It’s all fun and games until you lose your wifi signal.
  17. Adding “and shit” at the end of a sentence can make anything sound thug. Example: “I was playing with my bubbles and shit.”
  18. When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo…
  19. I’m going to change my name to Benny Fitz…so when people add me on Facebook, it will say;..You are now friends with Benny Fitz.
  20. Marriage. When dating goes too far.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

3D Optical Illusion:

Whoa! Crazy 😛

Dog Gets Excited When Portugal Scores…

Guess he’s a big Soccer fan?

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