One of these will make you chuckle, so share the love…
20 Realllllyyyy Clever Facebook Status Posts:
- I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.
- No matter how nice I ask random people, nobody will take me to Funkytown.
- Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean.
- Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.
- Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn’t make the cut.
- You’re beautiful. I hope you have a shitty personality so I don’t have to like you.
- I can make your gf scream louder than you can. – Spider
- You can kill your attraction to anyone by watching them chew.
- Hell is a never-ending Instagram account of a girl who just got a new boyfriend.
- My boss said “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” Now I’m sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
- I like my movies like I like my women. Almost anything new will satisfy me.
- Sometimes, I Simba the shit out of my pets.
- A group of bad decisions is called My Life.
- Have you ever given your number to someone before and 3 texts later you think “I really shouldn’t have done that….”?
- A drunk mouth speaks a sober mind.
- You know my name, not my story. You’ve heard what I’ve done, not what I’ve been through. If you were in my shoes, you’d fall the first step.
- Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?
- I can’t hang out tomorrow I’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry.
- I look either mad or tired all the time.
- I hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times.
Goat & Hawk Role Reversal…
LOL, that goat was seriously unexpected.