Make today count, share one of these… Epic Facebook Status Posts: I just wanted you all to know that I’m leaving Facebook. This ride has been a blast and I’ve made a ton of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humor and wit is amazing. I’ll miss all of […]
Rescue Hound, Video Games, and On Point Status Updates
Make the weekend last longer, share these… On Point Facebook Status Updates: We’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke. Don’t like my sarcasm? Well, I don’t like your stupid. I wanted to work out but then I wanted […]
Hipsters, Jury Duty, and Top Facebook Status Updates
Congrats, you made it to the weekend! Share one of these… Top Facebook Status Updates From This Week: It may look like I’m in deep thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later. Try randomly complimenting people, because sometimes that will be the only kind words […]
Awkward Moment When, iPhone 6, and Amazing Status Updates
Make today count, share one of these… 20 Amazing Facebook Status Updates: Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair. Is it ok to take a personal day if none of your pants fit? Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a […]
Love Helmets, Drew Carey, and Mind Blowing Status Posts
Make your Wednesday count, share these… 20 Mind Blowing Facebook Status Posts: I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people. If we hate the same people we’re already friends. Sometimes I feel like the only one that likes music […]
Humility, Handicap Puppy, and Hilarious Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: I always keep a Mexican restaurant on speed dial in queso emergency. People who make really bad decisions are always like “I have the worst luck” Still haven’t cashed in my winning megamillions ticket…scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different. If you ever […]