Make Monday awesome, share one of these… 20 Great Facebook Status Ideas: I wonder if Monday can see my middle finger from here? The hardest part about studying is actually starting. It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something. I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. […]
Derpy Dog, Leadership, and Clever Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share these… Clever Status Updates for Facebook or What’s App: Dear sneeze, If you’re gonna happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look on my face and leave. Girlfriend? That’s a funny way to say Netflix. I think too much at night. My new voicemail: “If you have reached this recording, […]
That Dance, Dog Pranked, and Random Statuses
Happy Friday, share one these… 20 Random Hilarious Facebook Statuses: Even the short weeks feel long. I love those friends whom you can go months without talking to but when you do, it’s like you’ve never been apart. I’m actually a really nice person… Until you annoy me. She calls it cuddling. I call it […]
Perfect Crime, Hungry, and 20 Playful Facebook Status Updates
Make your friends laugh, share one of these… Playful Facebook Status Updates: Half of Facebook is completely silent, the other half posts and shares wayyyyyy too much. I like people who actually take the effort to keep a conversation going. Mark, my words. *Mark brings me my dictionary* Thank you Mark I just heard “on […]
Dog Love, Reading, and Great Status Posts
Get over hump-day, share one of these… Great Facebook Status Posts: Wednesday, you’ve never looked worse. It’s September and I don’t even know how that happened so fast. I think Netflix is soooo much better than going out and pretending to like people. Lucky Charms should be 98% Marshmallows and 2% of that other sh*t. […]
Facebook Changes, Amazing Michael Jackson Cover, and Clever Facebook Statuses
Make your friends LOL, pick one and share it… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: Love is like Wi-Fi, you can’t see it, but you know when you’ve lost it. My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street. If I drove a UPS truck there’s a 100% chance I would fall […]