Get over hump-day, share one of these…
Great Facebook Status Posts:
- Wednesday, you’ve never looked worse.
- It’s September and I don’t even know how that happened so fast.
- I think Netflix is soooo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
- Lucky Charms should be 98% Marshmallows and 2% of that other sh*t.
- People say laughter is the best medicine, but I’d like to think a beer is the way to go.
- Summer is over. Time to officially remember what day of the week it is…
- There’s a sixth love language. It’s called filling my wine glass.
- If stress burned calories, I’d be a super model.
- Be bold or italic. Never regular.
- Whenever I see a couple’s names carved into a tree, I can’t help but wonder why all these people are bringing knives on a date.
- Does anyone remember when it was normal for kids to go outside and be gone all day, but parents wouldn’t know where you were, just that you better be home when it is dark?
- Nothing like responsibility to ruin a perfectly good day.
- I’m like an adult cat. Someone should probably take care of me, but I can handle most things on my own.
- Do you leave important tabs open for an amount of time, but never end up actually using them?
- Sarcasm is my first language and cursing is probably my second.
- That awkward moment when you’re actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you’re lying.
- LOSE WEIGHT FAST! Mix equal parts warm water, apple cider vinegar, & lemon juice toss that disgusting shit into a sink & get on a treadmill.
- I live in fear that my death will somehow be connected to the opening of a pressurized Pillsbury cinnamon roll container.
- Step 1: Buy a 3D printer Step 2: Print a 3D printer Step 3: Return the 3D printer
- If you’re feeling bored, find a group photo of four girls on instagram and then comment “you three look great!” Wait and grab popcorn.
Dog LOVES Water:
That’s an amazing and beautiful perspective of a dog. It’s easy to understand why we love them so much 🙂