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20 Great Facebook Status Ideas:
- I wonder if Monday can see my middle finger from here?
- The hardest part about studying is actually starting.
- It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something.
- I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
- 95% of the time when I’m smiling at my phone it’s because of something I said, not something someone sent me. I’m hilarious.
- If you don’t know what you want in life you’ll get caught up in someone else’s.
- The songs I like always come on when I’m supposed to be getting out of my car.
- A soulmate is someone who appreciates your level of weird.
- Much like a dog, men will pretty much do anything you want if you feed them first.
- When your life flashes before your eyes does that include the black outs? That’d be cool. Like your life but with never before seen footage.
- I will buy anything with the words “pumpkin spice” on the label.
- Common sense is a crayon that’s missing from most people’s boxes.
- Facebook is neat because it provides a platform for me to connect with old friends, make new ones, and figure out which one’s are completely insane.
- This girl is ignoring me like a check engine light.
- *too hot* blanket off *too cold* Put blanket on *too hot again* Stick on foot out…..perfect. *hears creepy noise* Sticks foot back in.
- I wish people came with a “demo” button.
- Cop: Do you know how fast you were going? Me: I was trying to keep up with traffic. Cop: There’s no traffic. Me: That’s how far behind I am!
- ATMs should require you to pass a breathalyzer before you can make a withdrawal after midnight.
- There are 2 types of people in this world, those who press “door close” in the elevator before others can jump on & those who are liars.
- RANDOM FACT: Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder.
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