Happy Friday, share one these…
20 Random Hilarious Facebook Statuses:
- Even the short weeks feel long.
- I love those friends whom you can go months without talking to but when you do, it’s like you’ve never been apart.
- I’m actually a really nice person… Until you annoy me.
- She calls it cuddling. I call it strategic body placement for the war of the covers that is about to take place.
- Keep your spirits up! You don’t want to spill your drink.
- If the microwave beeps, I feel like I’ve lost.
- I remember when trolling meant calling random numbers from your home phone and asking people if their refrigerator was running.
- Why doesn’t The Rock just tell us what he’s cooking? I can’t pair wines like this.
- Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.
- If it’s the thought that counts, then I should probably be in jail…
- Sometimes getting unfriended on Facebook is magical…really…it’s like the trash took itself out.
- Police dog is K-9 (canine). If cats were trained they would be K-10 (kitten)
- If your hands don’t look like you just delivered a baby when you finish eating wings….not enough hot sauce.
- I hate to invite relatives over to the house because they are harder to get rid of than Adobe updates.
- I realize that I’m obviously not learning from my mistakes….I still get up every morning and go to work.
- Hell hath no fury like a woman who’s not eating carbs.
- I noticed the toilet roll incorrectly installed in your selfie.
- I can’t look you in the face when your talking out your ass.
- Rock bottom is when you get dinner at the same place you buy your gas.
- “Let’s eat, get drunk and watch people exercise” – sports fans
Dog Gets Pranked…
Even mans best friend is susceptible to a little prank here and there 🙂
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