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20 Clever Facebook Statuses:

  1. Love is like Wi-Fi, you can’t see it, but you know when you’ve lost it.
  2. My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street.
  3. If I drove a UPS truck there’s a 100% chance I would fall out of the truck when I turned corners.
  4. If everyday is a gift then today was socks.
  5. I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder.
  6. Sometimes when I’m feeling lonely, I head on over to Best Buy and pretend to know nothing about my phone.
  7. I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
  8. The world is full of nice people. If you can’t find one, be one.
  9. If you are ever feeling down just remember that you are 50% mermaid.
  10. Be the person your dog thinks you are.
  11. I’m sorry I offended you with my common sense.
  12. There’s nothing scarier than a squirrel who’s not afraid of you.
  13. Every time I see an obese cop, a small part of me hopes he has to chase me.
  14. The fact there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
  15. Have you ever partied so hard that you feel like you may have damaged your DNA?
  16. I don’t know if I have a stalker, but if I do, could you drop off some milk. Thanks.
  17. My mom used to make sure we were wearing our seat-belts in the back seat by slamming on the brakes. She was a kind soul.
  18. Karate is just a violent way of making people smell your feet.
  19. By all means, please continue to tell me how the life you created for yourself is so miserable instead of taking actual steps to change it.
  20. After a million years of human evolution, man has reached a point where he is now stupider than his telephone.

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