Start your week off right, share one of these… Smart Facebook Status Posts: You know you’re getting old when your favorite kind of plans are canceled plans! I only say “bless you” twice. If you sneeze a third time I assume you cant be blessed and you’re a demon who must be destroyed. Marriage is […]
BBQ Tools, Pizza Hut Cat, and 20 Tasty Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 Tasty Facebook Statuses: I’m having a free beer contest tonight. The 1st person to bring me a case of beer gets to watch me drink it. FOR FREE! What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to […]
Lazy People, Party Car, & Hilarious Facebook Status Updates
Friday is finally here, celebrate with these… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Breaking News: The makers of Hello Kitty have announced that Hello Kitty is not in fact a cat, but a human girl MY WHOLE LIFE IS ONE BIG LIE Me: Should I make a sarcastic comment or not… Remember, condoms prevent minivans. Coffee is […]
Group Projects, Prairie Dog, and Cool Status Posts
One of these is guaranteed to get laughs, pick and share… Cool Facebook Status Posts: I thought we had something. You met my family, made me dinner, called me honey. Now suddenly you’re a “waitress” who was “doing her job?” 1: Go to iTunes. 2: Check top albums & top singles. 3: Understand why the […]
90 Year Old Dancing, Family, and Snarky Facebook Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… 20 Snarky Status Updates for Facebook / Whatsapp: Anyone want to be fake engaged for two hours so we can eat cake samples? The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds. All I’m saying is you […]
Miley Cyrus, Crazy, and Fun Status Posts
One of these is guaranteed to make you laugh…. 20 Fun Facebook Status Posts: I want to be buried with a shotgun and a box of shells. Then someday I’ll be the most bad ass zombie ever. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you. Sometimes […]