Make Monday fun, share one of these… Clever Facebook Status Posts: I didn’t recognize you without a filter. You can’t run from your problems forever. Eventually, you’ll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t […]
Lost Phone, Anti Kissing Dog, and 20 Top Status Updates
Make the weekend last longer, share these… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates This Week: Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry. People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise. The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it’s having the phone number of […]
Complicated Relationship, Shy Dog Wants Watermelon, and 21 Hilarious Status Updates
Happy Friday, share something good… 21 Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: There is a time and a place for decaf coffee…. Never and in the trash. Whatever “Estimated Time of Arrival” on the GPS. Challenge accepted. I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really […]
KLM Dog, Falling in a Dream, and Really Funny Facebook Status Updates
Score more likes, share something… Really Funny Facebook Status Updates: Hey morning, sorry but this just isn’t working for me. I had a smoothie for breakfast, a salad for lunch, and then came home and ate the entire kitchen for dinner. Nothing is truly lost until your mom can’t find it. There’s a fine line […]
Best Friends, Concerned Ghost, & Great Facebook Statuses
Make Humpday fast and fun with one of these… 20 Great Facebook Statuses: If you’re wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don’t google ‘old man bond age’ “Good for you!” means, “I do not consider you a threat” in woman-speak. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. You’re never too old to learn something stupid. […]
German Shepard Fit, Common Sense, and Fun Status Updates
Ugh, Tuesday, Share one of these to speed up the week… Fun Facebook Status Updates: Most of happiness just comes from staying away from idiots. That was funny, but I haven’t had my coffee yet so I’m unable to laugh or show any emotion. Teacher: You failed your test. Me: You failed to educate me. […]