Merry Christmas! Time for our Funny Christmas Status Update spectacular… Funny Christmas Status Updates: Hope your holiday is full of family and fun. And good luck combining those two! All I want for Christmas is for these calories to not count. Santa gets all the credit and I get all the debt. I knew you […]
Morning Person, Baby Shots, and 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates
Almost Christmas! Yay 🙂 Until then, make someone smile and share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates: Best pickup line : wanna get pizza? I’m 500% done with today and about 36% done with tomorrow. Sorry Folgers, but the best part about waking up is going back to bed after you pee. “don’t […]
Puppy Play Time, Christmas Shopping, and Hilarious Status Updates
Score more likes this holiday season, share one of these… 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses: My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away. I need a hug………e bottle of wine. Santa gets all the […]
Excited Puppy, Christmas List, and 20 Quality Facebook Status Updates
Happy Monday, Share one of these.. 20 Quality Facebook Status Updates: Shortest Horror Story Ever: Monday I would pick up a hitchhiker wearing an “I Heart Murder” t-shirt before I’d pick up a call from a blocked number. A woman just dropped a 20 dollar bill next to me. I thought, ‘What would Jesus do?’, […]
Turkey Slurpee, Morning Texts, and Holiday Humor Status Updates 2014
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… Holiday Status Updates 2014: I really hope 2015 is a better year. Meanwhile everyone in North Korea is like “what is a movie” You took the time to make your minivan look like a reindeer but you can’t take one second to hit the turn signal […]
Accent Challenge, Getting Through Life, and Entertaining Facebook Statuses
Share a laugh with someone, use one of these… 20 Entertaining Facebook Statuses: I could get out of bed but staying in sounds like the better option. 200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am. 2015 is in 13 days and I’m still overthinking […]