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Horse House Party, Dating Habits, and 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates

December 9, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your friends day, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates: Statistics show the number one cause of failed relationships is opening your mouth and letting words come out. 2014 taught me that you outgrow people and it’s okay. “Oh boy, I can’t wait to be productive today.” – said no one ever […]

Rottweiler Loves Cat, My Hobbies, and Monday Status Updates

December 8, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Score more likes, share one of these… Status Updates for a Monday: So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I’d say it’s been a success. Why do parents feel the need to hold your phone when showing them a picture? I only have like 2 or 3 real friends, the others […]

Text War

December 5, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Text Wars

The Great Text War RIP Emojis.

Smooth Move

December 5, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

smooth move

This guy has the smooth moves…   Her reaction is priceless 🙂

Laughing Owl

December 5, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Laughing Owl Will Crack You Up! Talk about contagious laughter. I’ve never laughed so loud in my life.

3 Second Fried Shrimp, Sneezing, and Top 20 Facebook Status Updates

December 5, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

From this week on Facebook… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates: Today while driving, I thought I saw a baby deer in the road and had to swerve to avoid hitting it with my car… missing it by inches. Turns out, it was only a Smart Car with those stupid reindeer antlers. I wouldn’t pay for […]

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