Happy Monday, make your friends smile share one of these.. 20 Great Facebook Statuses: Taken 4 should be set in a tibetan monastery. Liam Neeson has found his daughter, and his wife, now he must find his inner self. That awkward moment when you try to zoom in on Instagram and remember that you’re an […]
Dog Accident, Bank Service, & 20 Ridiculous Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these.. 20 Ridiculous Facebook Status Updates: I basically have two moods, either lets do something spontaneous and awesome, or let’s just lay in bed all day and forget the world exists. That awkward moment when someone catches you making weird faces at yourself in the mirror. You’re going […]
You Need a Nap, Lay Still, and 20 Fun Facebook Status Updates
Make someones day, share one of these… 20 Fun Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when someone catches you talking to yourself. There is a 99.9% chance I am hungry. Short people are just concentrated awesome. Why a coffee IV has not been invented is beyond me. What is modern science so busy with?!!? normal […]
Facebook Copyright Myth, Toothpaste, & Hilarious Status Updates
Score more likes, share one of these… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: If you eat an entire cake without cutting it you technically only had one piece. Do crabs think we walk sideways? Be stronger than the cookie. That awkward moment when you remember something funny, start smiling like an idiot and everyone stares at you. […]
My Bed, Olive Cat, and 20 Great Facebook Statuses
Today is the worst Tuesday of the year for everyone, so far. Make it better by sharing one of these… 20 Great Facebook Statuses: You posted a drunk selfie last night at 3:03 AM and then deleted it five minutes later. But I took a screenshot. Let’s negotiate. I’m a lazy texter. I read a text […]
Cookies, Little Girl Falls on Ice, and 20 Clever Facebook Status Posts
Make someones Monday, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Posts: Only 3 things can make me go running. When someone yells,”Fire!”, “Free Food!”, or”The free food’s on fire!” Goals for 2015: less upsetti, more spaghetti. When I’m at home, NSFW stands for Not Safe For Wife. Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes […]