Make someones day, share one of these…
20 Fun Facebook Status Updates:
- That awkward moment when someone catches you talking to yourself.
- There is a 99.9% chance I am hungry.
- Short people are just concentrated awesome.
- Why a coffee IV has not been invented is beyond me. What is modern science so busy with?!!?
- normal person:
– sings lyrics
– sings lyrics
– sings backup vocals
– sings guitar riffs
– plays air drum the entire song
- I hope someone drives slightly slower in front of you on a crowded highway and you can’t pass.
- If Bane finds something really annoying is it the Batman of his existence?
- I want dinner. And I’d like someone else to make it.
- I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT! WHY THE F*CK WOULD SOMEBODY BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON-Never mind, I found it.
- I wake up every morning with the joy & excitement of wanting to go directly back to sleep.
- Chrome should have a feature that allows you to mute a tab by clicking the speaker icon it displays.
- Saying an actors performance was unbelievable is actually an insult.
- I’ve found if you tuck one part of a pants leg into your sock, people expect less of you.
- Do the world a favor: seek medical attention to have whatever has burrowed up your ass safely removed. Also, recycle.
- It takes 2 seconds to pick up a penny. That’s technically $18 an hour. More than I make at work.
- Is setting a liars pants on fire technically considered arson? Need to know ASAP.
- Ever update an app and realize the “fixed issues” were all a lie and it will never be the same? That’s what going back to an ex is like.
- The day I see a runner smiling is the day I’ll consider it.
- My life is a lot like Ikea furniture with missing instructions. I’ll get it together eventually but it won’t ever feel quite right.
- Have you ever listened to somebody speak and wonder who ties their shoelaces for them?
Did You Have a Nap Today?
Well, you need one! LOL!!!! Feel free to share/like if you enjoyed. Thanks.